Notes: I tried to keep this list specific to Starcraft units and tactics, it's not about Battle.net, Brood war, or the people that play the game.

1. When there's purple stuff growing where your lawn should be, you've got bug problems.
2. Diamonds are a girls best friend but vespene is forever.
3. Sometimes the safest place to be is as close as possible to the enemy.
4. Big things come in small, brown, pulsating, egg-like, packages.
5. Just because your bunker's on fire does not mean it's safer outside.
6. When your car is locked to the ground even a small dog can eventually tear it to shreds.
7. Waving around a visible red spotting laser in combat immediately makes you a huge target.
8. Shouting "My life for Aiur" and running toward hostility is the surest way to get your essence stuck in a jar.
9. Stay with your friends.. Do not try and find an alternate route.
10. Play next to a hostile Science facility and you WILL be experimented on.
11. If you never leave home the world will change without you and you probably won't like it.
12. If you're hiding and your friend beside you gets shot; You're not hiding anymore.
13. Driving really fast gets you where you want to go but also makes it harder to stop when you find out you don't want to be there.
14. Make mixed friends, A pyromaniac can't stop your house burning and construction workers can't cook.
15. The Illusion of power and protection can stop an attack almost as well as the real thing.
16. Divide and conquer.
17. Large animals with protruding teeth or blades growing from their bodies are not your friends.
18. Never handle anything surrounded by a green cloud with less than a ten foot pole.
19. If you're a brain in a walking jar this IS your second chance. Don't blow it.
20. Not everything that tastes like chicken is chicken.
21. Never stand under anything flying that you don't recognize.
22. Making something hard to get in to also makes it hard to get out.
23. When the advance robot probe and the critter next to it die.. you may want to think twice before proceeding.
24. Knowledge is power, satellite scans are REAL power.
25. If you have protruding teeth or blades growing from you, expect to be shot at.
26. Carpet your house in purple shag and others will not be able to live there.
27. Never trust any small robotic device with high explosives strapped to it.
28. With enough persistence, anything can be made to explode.
29. If you're ever caught in an alternate dimension, it's a good time to call home for help.
30. The only thing scarier than one nuclear warning, is three.
31. Defense is always weaker on the other side of the grass.
32. Never build only one of something if it's important.
33. Strength in numbers is no match for a good ambush.
34. You can't eat what you can't catch.

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